girly

phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

117,531 notes / posted 3 days ago / Reblog

kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

besides dick

465,765 notes / posted 3 days ago / Reblog

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

306,452 notes / posted 4 days ago / Reblog

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

306,391 notes / posted 4 days ago / Reblog

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

326,727 notes / posted 1 month ago / Reblog

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

368,334 notes / posted 1 month ago / Reblog